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advanced_log_tool> user Wezzul has entered room
advanced_log_tool> analyst Kathie.14969 has entered room
Wezzul> hello
Analyst> Hello and thank you for contacting Comcast. My name is Kathie
Wezzul> for starters, my name is D_Lowell
Analyst> How can I help you with your cable tv problem today?
Wezzul> it would not let me use that name for some reason
Wezzul> it appended the query string badname=D_Lowell on the end, which is somewhat humorous, considering my past run-ins with comcast.
Wezzul> first off, my accnt # is XXXXXXXX
Wezzul> when i received service with you, I had a bunch more channels than I do now. My service never changed.
Wezzul> for instance, ESPN news used to be a channel we got. now we don't.
Analyst> Hi D_Lowell. I'll apologize off the top in case I inadvertently revert to Wezzul.
Analyst> So, you are saying that your channel lineup has changed over time and you don't get channels you once did.
Wezzul> correct
Wezzul> and yet, I pay the same thing
Analyst> I apologize, D_Lowell, but the channel lineup does sometimes change and some channels are removed from analog service and put on to digital to free up space to allow for new channels to be added.
Wezzul> I have a digital box
Wezzul> and I get some digital channels
Wezzul> for instaince, ESPN news was removed as I said
Wezzul> it now says "For ordering info"...
Wezzul> ESPN news is not a channel in the analog cable range
Analyst> I'm sorry this has happened D_Lowell. However, the channel lineup does change and you may find if you were to view the existing channel lineup, that in fact you are now able to access more than you could before. Unfortunately, a number of the channels that you used to received have been moved and they are no longed available.
Wezzul> what exactly do you mean by moved?
Analyst> The same thing as I was saying earlier about analog. Against, I am not a technician, but they are trying to condense existing channels to free up "bandwidth" in order to add more channels.
Wezzul> right, right, I get that
Analyst> so in effect, they are moved to create space
Wezzul> however, freeing up bandwidth is not the same as just restricing access to channels for a particular user
Analyst> I'm afraid, D_Lowell, that this is a regular event with cable. The channel lineup changes and some show disappear from the lineup and others are added.
Analyst> I apologize that some channels that you were enjoying are no long available.
Analyst> Is there anything else I can do for you tonight?
Wezzul> there absolutely is.
Wezzul> perhaps you can explain this to me again, how I now have less channels for the same amount of money.
Wezzul> I know you said I now have more channels, but of course, that is incorrect. I do not have more channels
Wezzul> I know your job is to just get rid of people that have problems, I worked support before. but even the smallest amount of assistance would be good
Analyst> I'm sorry D_Lowell. I am in a national office and I am unfamiliat with your local programming. I can only tell you what my understanding of how the channel lineups work.
Wezzul> So you are in a national office and don't know about my local programming, but you tell me I now receive more channels? Amazingly clairvoyant!
Analyst> What would you like me to do?
Analyst> And I am afraid that you are completely misinterpreting my job
Wezzul> Well, since you've made it somewhat clear you can't really do much, I guess I want you to do nothing
Wezzul> I'm sure that I am
Wezzul> I'm sure you're very helpful to people that want to accept the cookie cutter answers that come out of that binder on your desk.
Analyst> Can I help with anything else?
Wezzul> I would doubt it.


I think it's funny, that query string for badname=D_Lowell. I think maybe they are on to me.
Posted on Tuesday, November 28, 9:28pm in AIM Convos by wezzul | Comments (2) | Permanent Link

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advanced_tool_log> user Wezzul has entered room
advanced_tool_log> analyst Karen 4732 has entered room
Analyst> Thank you for contacting Comcast, my name is Karen, I will be happy to assist you with your billing today.
Wezzul> accnt#XXXXXXXXXXX
Analyst> Thank you
Wezzul> was billed $20 for some sort of sevice call
Analyst> How may I help you today?
Wezzul> no idea why
Analyst> Let me check for you
Analyst> For security reasons, Comcast requires the last 4 digits of your SSN. If unavailable, please provide the account number or the last date you made a payment including the amount. Thank you.
Wezzul> XXXX
Analyst> Sorry I do not have an SSN listed on the account.
Wezzul> that makes sense
Wezzul> as far as the last date I made a payment, I have no idea, i do not have the bill in front of me. Let me see if i can login to my account on comcast.com
Wezzul> ...?
Analyst> Thankyou
Wezzul> it will be one second while I login there
Analyst> Thanks
Wezzul> finally getting in..
Wezzul> and of course
Wezzul> my billing history is unavailable
Wezzul> is there any other way for your to verify me?
Analyst> What is the error message?
Wezzul> [pasted the error]
Analyst> they are doing upgrades today so you will have to call in diectlry to technical support at 1-800-266-2278
Analyst> please select the internet option
Wezzul> but I don't want tech support
Analyst> A representative will be able to help you with your payment history until the upgrades are in effect
Wezzul> ...
Wezzul> you've gotta be kidding me
Analyst> They will be able to help you.
Wezzul> they will be able to hang up on me, as they generally do there.
Wezzul> hence the reason I use this instead. easy to actually get something done
Analyst> I am in the same office as these representatives
Analyst> sorry for the inconvenience
Wezzul> I am also sorry for it
Analyst> is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Wezzul> it's funny, I can sign up an account on comcast.com and I can have access to my billing information without providing any verification
Wezzul> but I can't do this
Analyst> What would you like me to do
Wezzul> help me with my problem
Wezzul> at the very least, explain to me what the $20 fee is for
Wezzul> i understand you have to try and verify me
Analyst> Thank you. One moment please while I gather the required information
Wezzul> however, I would imagine an account # and an address would be enough in this case, since I did not give an SSN when I signed up
Analyst> It is a credit to your account for -20.00
Analyst> It was an adjustment
Analyst> On July 12th
Wezzul> right. but what was the original $20 charge for
Wezzul> some service call
Analyst> I can only see as far back as 07-03-06 in the ledger.
Wezzul> the credit was supposed to be because comcast was 2.5 hours late when they setup the service
Wezzul> right, the service started on the 3rd
Analyst> It does show what the 20.00 is for. But they did credit it back
Wezzul> after that, at some point, there was a $20 charge, then the next day, there was a comcast on-time credit
Analyst> I am not billing department. I can't see the original 20.00 charge
Analyst> It is now off the account
Analyst> Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Analyst> It was regarding a service call
Wezzul> right, I told you that
Wezzul> so, using thjis online form, selecting billing inquiry, does not connect me to the billing department?
Analyst> But they have not put any details in
Analyst> That is why I was asking you to call in, so they can provide you with additional information
Analyst> No it does not
Wezzul> You asked me to call in so that you didn't have to do any work
Analyst> would you like the number?
Analyst> I am sorry, did you receive my last message
Wezzul> if you have a direct #, yes, I would like it
Analyst> 1-800-266-2278
Analyst>Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Wezzul> lol
Wezzul> 1-800-COMCAST
Wezzul> nice
Wezzul> well, you haven't helped me with anything yet, so I can't imagine you'd start now
Analyst> Thank you for chatting with Comcast. This chat can be printed out in the event that you need the information for future reference. After the chat, just click the "print" button. Thank you again for contacting Comcast. Have a great day!
Analyst> Analyst has closed chat and left room

She told me she'd be happy to assist me with my billing today. Not ten minutes later, she told me she didn't work in the billing department? What the fuck is she then? A goddamned robot or what? Don't tell me you can help me with my billing if you know damn well you can't.

Karma is a bitch, huh? (those that know me know what I mean)

Addendum: I was right. I called 1-800-COMCAST, and it disconnected me, telling me there was a high call volume.
Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 3:52pm in AIM Convos by wezzul | Comments (1) | Permanent Link