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(16:53:42) evelyn_bryant107: can we chat?
(16:53:44) evelyn_bryant107: at yahoo
(16:53:47) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn
(16:53:47) : Buzz!!
(16:55:07) wezzul: oh, hello
(16:55:10) wezzul: where did you get my aim name?
(16:55:15) wezzul: er, yahoo
(16:55:17) evelyn_bryant107: i tried it
(16:55:31) evelyn_bryant107: am unable to chat at romantic planet
(16:55:41) evelyn_bryant107: then i tired ur ID and it worked
(16:55:47) wezzul: ahhh, ok
(16:56:03) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn bryant, just got ur introduction in my email
(16:56:07) evelyn_bryant107: tell me more about u
(16:56:13) wezzul: oh, cool, i'm glad you got it
(16:56:33) evelyn_bryant107: great
(16:57:11) wezzul: um
(16:57:14) wezzul: I'm from VA
(16:57:25) wezzul: I like basketball
(16:57:36) evelyn_bryant107: really
(16:57:40) evelyn_bryant107: tell me more of u
(16:57:43) evelyn_bryant107: are u married?
(16:57:48) wezzul: no!
(16:58:01) wezzul: I was once married, but not anymore
(16:58:10) evelyn_bryant107: am sorry
(16:58:17) evelyn_bryant107: are u legaly divorced
(16:58:24) wezzul: please, don't be
(16:58:33) wezzul: yes, i am. well, sort of. It's sort of a sticky situation
(16:59:00) evelyn_bryant107: yeah
(16:59:15) wezzul: I caught my wife in bed with, of all things, a dog
(16:59:31) evelyn_bryant107: divorce ruins lots of life and aswell destroy and break the harmony in a marriage
(16:59:35) wezzul: you know the old story about girls spreading peanut butter on themselves and having the dog lick it off?
(16:59:39) wezzul: yeah, well.... it's not just a myth
(17:00:02) wezzul: i'm sorry, that might be too much information
(17:00:05) wezzul: tell me about yourself
(17:00:22) evelyn_bryant107: am sry u are divorced
(17:00:29) evelyn_bryant107: we are all looking for happiness
(17:00:37) evelyn_bryant107: am also from a seperated home
(17:00:48) evelyn_bryant107: my parents got divorced when i was 3yrs of age
(17:00:51) wezzul: but of course. And what better place to find happiness than on the internet, the pleasure cafe of the world, so to speak.
(17:01:05) wezzul: do you ever think that you are the reason they got seperated?
(17:01:29) evelyn_bryant107: nope
(17:01:54) wezzul: you probably are though
(17:01:57) evelyn_bryant107: mom left dad because he was unable to satisfy his financial demands
(17:02:00) wezzul: children are hard to deal with in a relationship
(17:02:08) evelyn_bryant107: ye
(17:02:16) evelyn_bryant107: but they bring happiness
(17:02:24) wezzul: i personally hate them. If my "wife" had gotten preganant, i'd probably hit her in the stomach with a hammer
(17:02:39) evelyn_bryant107: u must be wicked
(17:02:41) evelyn_bryant107: why?
(17:02:50) evelyn_bryant107: u must be a devil
(17:03:03) evelyn_bryant107: don't want a man like u
(17:03:05) evelyn_bryant107: bye
(17:03:33) wezzul: come on baby
(17:03:35) wezzul: talk to me
(17:03:38) wezzul: i was just joking
(17:03:41) evelyn_bryant107: i can't
(17:03:42) wezzul: you really do want a man like me
(17:03:47) wezzul: i'm a very kind person
(17:03:50) evelyn_bryant107: go away
(17:03:51) wezzul: pardon me for offending you
(17:04:01) wezzul: come on. We can play the harp together. play teh harp and pick flowers
(17:04:07) evelyn_bryant107: why shoul u and why would you hit ur wife with a harmer
(17:04:07) wezzul: with teh dinglez and teh LOLZ!
(17:04:12) evelyn_bryant107: u are a murderer
(17:04:12) wezzul: i really wouldn't hit her
(17:04:14) wezzul: it was a joke
(17:04:21) evelyn_bryant107: not a joke
(17:04:28) wezzul: well, of course i am a murderer. I think everyone on romanticplanet is, aren't they?
(17:04:46) evelyn_bryant107: maybe
(17:04:48) wezzul: I mean, my profile is posted in "Murderers for Murderers"... you can't make it any more clear
(17:04:53) evelyn_bryant107: that is why am scared of men
(17:05:01) evelyn_bryant107: they are desperate
(17:05:04) wezzul: no doubt about it, men are scary
(17:05:09) evelyn_bryant107: all they wanted is sex sex sex
(17:05:18) evelyn_bryant107: they don't want any reasonable thing
(17:05:23) evelyn_bryant107: bye
(17:05:23) wezzul: sex is very reasonable
(17:05:34) evelyn_bryant107: pls, don't IM me anymore
(17:05:35) wezzul: especially when it involves animals. and feces. love me some feces
(17:05:50) wezzul: but you are such a great conversationalist
(17:05:54) wezzul: i like your voice
(17:05:58) wezzul: wanna cyber?!?!11one?!!
(17:06:10) evelyn_bryant107: i will forward this conversation to the romantic planet management
(17:06:17) wezzul: please do
(17:06:22) wezzul: romanticplanet has lots of complaints about me
(17:06:26) wezzul: i'm a murderer, baby
(17:06:44) wezzul: i love you!

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Posted on Friday, September 30, 4:00pm in AIM Convos by wezzul
What really cracked me up about this is that the part about the peanut butter and dog didn't set her off at all. But killing an unborn baby with a hammer? Hit the nerve!

WEZ

Posted by wezzul, Friday, September 30, 4:05pm
Precious.

Posted by dankpelt, Friday, September 30, 4:11pm
awesome.. I cant belive it took a hammer to the gut to upset her.

Posted by shelby, Friday, September 30, 4:38pm
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